I'm Danielle and I am very fond of ABBA.

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

plushestrumpest:

otterlybesotted:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE

WO WEARS A BRA TO BED THATS HELLA UNCOMFORTABLE

snackdick:

rydenarmani:

i don’t even know what i’m doing with my time anymore but hey heres the magic the gathering butt cracks guy and hes gonna bless ur blog

thanks

thecutestofthecute:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

howtobeafuckinglady:

treehunna:

my people

your people

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh stupid girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…