I'm Danielle and I don't know what else to say.

munderoon:

loki0fsassgard:

stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

Wow I like the way their corpses smell

that was more creepy as fuck

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

bausprouse:

richarcl:

the truth about cowboys

is that Pharrell

viserystargarayen:

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this is what i like to see

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself